hurricane hookup

When at least two persons or parties are waiting for a storm (or other such cataclysmic event) that one might not survive, and as a result and in response to mortal anxiety, all parties throw caution to the wind and engage in free, rampant sexual intercourse.

When the captain said the tropical storm was headed in our direction, my new friend and I decided to have a hurricane hookup before getting too involved in talking.

by Y. Abraham September 8, 2017

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Hurricane

It is a natural phenomena which consists of "fat gusts of wind" periodically. Increasing in strength as you approach the center, or so called "eye" of the storm

Hurricane Irma; just fuck me up fam

by Famsquad October 7, 2017

Hurricane Homer

When someone hits an infield pop up and hurricane force winds blow it over the outfield fence.

Playing baseball during a hurricane, Matt hit a typical infield pop and it turned into a Hurricane Homer.

by MFC#37 January 9, 2024

Flying with the Hurricane

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms to the point where you think you might be Cajun. The term is commonly used by middle schoolers who recently tripped for their first time

Hey, did you try any of Katelyn's shrooms last night?
Nah man, why?
Holy shit man! It was crazy! I was flying with the hurricane

by McBurger66 May 6, 2015