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horse chick 

A girl, often slender and somewhat attractive who rides horses and talks about it constantly. She'll go out with her jockey clothes on smelling like shit and buying huge bags of carrots. The typical horse chick will have a condescending attitude toward people who don't own horses.
Damn, that chicks pretty fine. What the fuck is with those obnoxious boots and leggings, though?

Man, she's a horse chick, forget about her.
horse chick by Nelson Man Jello November 10, 2010
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Horse Pussy!

"Bull shit" taken to a whole new level.
person 1 - "President Bush is a genius!"
person 2 - "Oh, horse pussy! He is a freakin' moron!"
Horse Pussy! by brian March 17, 2003
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horse girl

that girl obsessed with horses and she's creepy and loves you
friend: bro that horse girl is following you
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name

Horse Bukkake 

An ejaculation or multiple ejaculations from multiple men, that expel with such ferocity and volume that it is more akin to a horse ejaculation human.
Christ dude you horse bukkaked that bitch.
Horse Bukkake by theterrensystem January 2, 2007

Horse girl

person : aw man did the horse girl randomly bite you again 😣
Horse girl by a m a n d a October 5, 2019

Horse Girl

The equivalent to a car guy. AKA MechAlchemist
MechAlchemist is a total horse girl, the way he goes on about his cars.
Horse Girl by BbbrokenMelodyyy February 16, 2019

horse cock 

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.
justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock
horse cock by Brett BHS July 23, 2008