Headcanon

Something that has been thought up by fans of a certain type of media to either allow themselves to relate to a character or simply just for fun.

"I Headcanon Tony Stark as bisexual."

"People who get annoyed at headcanons are dumb."

by arddulliau October 26, 2022

MS Headache

The throbbing headache and complete exhaustion that results from fighting the VILE COLLECTION OF GLITCHES KNOWN AS WINDOWS.

Dude: Six Advil did not dent my MS Headache!
Dudette: You need a big bite of the Apple!

by M79 June 7, 2011

Winus Headache

A mix between a sinus headache and a hangover headache caused by drinking too much wine.

Please let me sleep, I have a killer winus headache.

by ellehciM88 March 3, 2014

Sweedish Fish Headache

The nausea caused by eating too many sweedish fish.

Does anyone want these Sweedish Fish? I'm getting such a bad Sweedish Fish Headache

by brahsky June 1, 2011

Haddawayed

When someone (a pervert) on Chatroulette deems it is necessary to loop the song "What is Love" by Haddaway* while whacking off to the beat. A blatant misuse of the mic setting in which you can choose stereo mix (if enabled) as a way for you partner to hear the song you are listening to.

*"What is Love" was a one hit wonder by Haddaway, remixed versions of this song do exist but, for the most part, people that partake in this perversion use the original, perhaps because they want to remind themselves of a time where vans were cheap, and unnecessarily large swirly lollipops were more readily available.

Pauly DiAngelo: I was I Chatroulette last night and got Haddawayed.

Vinny Capricola: What does that mean?

Pauly: out of nowhere a dick came on the screen and started whacking off to the beat! He was litteraly beatin' up dat' beat except he wasn't beating the song he was beatin his dick!

Vinny: Makes you think bout those stupid guidos that do that kinda shit in clubs in jersey...

Pauly: What the fist pumpin' or the whacking off?

Vinny: Both

(Pauly and Vinny high-five)

by 231zfa March 11, 2010

Headcannon

A Headcannon is a story (or really anything) that is added on to or changed in a persons mind. For example, in Undertale, someone may make up a story on how Papyrus joined the Royal guard, since this doesn't happen in-game, this makes it someone's headcannon. Headcannons usually aren't shared, but you can find headcannons of many things on many different social platforms.

Person 1: "That doesn't happen in the story."
Person 2: I know, its my personal headcannon.

by Withered Rose April 10, 2022

Headdress

A mullet belonging to a female

Have you seen Jake's mom's new haircut? That hillbilly broad got herself a HEADDRESS!!!

by Krist-stain July 25, 2011