hæstkuk

a person that is acting like a horsedick

ungen min kan være en hæstkuk noen ganger

by chrismekkstina November 5, 2019

Hamsterslam

The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.

Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel

by Unzfilibabba February 2, 2020

Hamsterbitches

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020

Hamster

Fat chipmunk that likes running in circles and eating rabbit food

Hey, Ming Li is eating our hamster!!!

by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

hamsti

a cute nickname for a hamster

my hamsti is so cute

by shksvdndsödvdvdbdb June 5, 2020

Hamster

European hamsters, Syrian hahamsters and Chinese dwarf hamsters are rodents related to mice and rats

I got my Syrian hamster a nice big bin cage today. I almost got a crappy tiny plastic one the size of your Dick.

Oh that's nice. Wait wut?

by Minoru Yamasaki nerd July 15, 2020