Hamden

Hamden is a town full of all different people. It is predominantly middle class. The majority of kids in Hamden attend one of the many elementary schools and then move onto the middle school and the high school. The schooling system is highly frowned upon by other towns in the surrounding area such as Cheshire and North Haven. Those of the upper class will most definitely attend one of the more prestigious private schools in the area such as Hamden Hall, or even better Foote School or Hopkins located nearby in the rich neighborhoods of New Haven. Most H-Town kids are unaware of these school and think of Sacred Heart and Notre Dame as being the height of schooling, whereas they are no competition to the non-religious private schools that are much more expensive. Many white kids strive to be "preppy" but are no where as preppy as the private school crowd. The private school kids and true H-Towners are rarely together except when the private school kids are forced to attend events with them such as CCD or sports teams.

Despite everyone from other towns looking down on the schools, many H-Townies love their school. It is a school where everyone has a place. Kids from New Haven try to go there and often are looked down upon and are the source of fights and other brawl. Most kids from Hamden plan to move far away after high school, but always end up attending a public state university and then ending up right back in Hamden raising children who say the same thing.

Public school kids: Ahh! Sacred Heart is so hard! I have soo much homework and five D's!!
Private schooler: Such a typical kid from Hamden.

Queshawn: "Who are those girls? I've never seen them 'round the Glen before."
Boshai: "They must go to those private schools. They'd be better off living in a hood like Greenwich, not a dumpy town like Hamden."

by camsters August 2, 2011

Hamburger

Two men fucking a cow at the same time

Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger

by Chucky November 30, 2016

$100 hamburger

A restaurant/diner that is popular with private pilots. Generally located on an airport.

Hey man, lets fly to the next town over and grab a $100 hamburger!

by HighFlyingA380 November 2, 2010

Hamdemic

A widespread infestation of swine flu.

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Haidukened

The sexual act of changing the trajectory of a woman's squirt so that it lands on her face. The female is on her back and you are fingering her palm up. When she squirts, you position your other hand above it angled so that her squirt will deflect to her face. The position of your hands resemble Ryu's Haiduken move and "HAIDUKEN!" can be yelled for added entertainment.

Alex: "You finally get laid last night?"
James: "Yeah, she's a squirter too. She totally got Haidukened"

by Tachypsychia January 15, 2010

Hamburger Meat

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)

After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"

by Kmo7 July 20, 2018

Hamburger

By definition, a hamburger or cheeseburger is a sandwich. Read below. While a Hot dog also fits this description, the National Hot dog and Sausage Council officially ruled a distinction between the two.

A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun - Wikipedia

“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ category is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’" - NHDSC President and ‘Queen of Wien’ Janet Riley

"Welcome to Subway, what kind of sandwich would you like today?" - Subway "I'll take a medium rare hamburger please" - educated imbecile "Eat Fresh, ya cultured swine" - Subway

by Cheeseburglar69 January 21, 2019