Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
by neatoguido June 16, 2011
Get the Grenade Parademug. A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.
Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
by AsianBanana April 19, 2011
Get the Douche-grenademug. by Blow me Hard Hoe May 19, 2016
Get the Grenademug. One of the best new artists in the Clock Crew. Author of the soon to be released Clock Bond Movie, The Man Who Sold The World.
by Not Grenade_Clock November 1, 2003
Get the Grenade Clockmug. When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.
Me: dude, check out those girls
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.
by Yoxcf August 2, 2011
Get the Grenade launchermug. by kozaky March 16, 2009
Get the Grenade Magnetmug. a grenade that sticks to any surface and usually explodes with plasma energy instead of fragmentation from a regular grenade hence its name. No this type of thrown weapon is not only in Halo nor was it "invented" from Halo. Many sci-fi shooters have this type of grenade.
p.s. can be referred to as plas for short.
p.s. can be referred to as plas for short.
Joe: Hey dude, you choosing frag or plas?
Bill: Eh, I'm a have to go with the plasma grenade.
Joe: Why? Because it started in Halo? I know how much you like that game.
Bill: No, I prefer to use it because I'm more accurate at getting my targets with it than a bouncing fragment grenade. Also it did not originate in Halo, it is has been around also in science fiction movies.
Joe: Okay, I was wrong let's just play the game.
Bill: Cool then, lets.
Bill: Eh, I'm a have to go with the plasma grenade.
Joe: Why? Because it started in Halo? I know how much you like that game.
Bill: No, I prefer to use it because I'm more accurate at getting my targets with it than a bouncing fragment grenade. Also it did not originate in Halo, it is has been around also in science fiction movies.
Joe: Okay, I was wrong let's just play the game.
Bill: Cool then, lets.
by anonimbus August 26, 2012
Get the plasma grenademug.