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An oily feeling, usually a result of not showering for a week.
That pizza was so greasey
greasey by cheese5#6!#44 May 19, 2014

Grease crease 

Grease crease is the crease in-between the thighs and buttocks/hips from a front vantage point generally visible while a female is seated. This majetic sighting is more prominent on thicker women.
The praxis of sliding your phalanges inside of the Grease Crease while shellacking your bae from the back will warrant a euphoric sensation.
Grease crease by Phillyman215 December 29, 2016

Axle Grease 

any stiff pomade for the hair
at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.
Axle Grease by William Warney April 23, 2011

Sneaky Greaser 

The act of jerking off into a porno magazine, shutting it, then giving it back.
Yo bro, why'd you give my mag a sneaky greaser?!
Sneaky Greaser by limabravo October 20, 2018
There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?
grease by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
grease my weasel by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008