Ass grease

Swamp Ass - See also ass grease The sweaty lather that occurs between one's ass cheeks, and includes the entire nether region, on the swampiest of days.

It is hotter than the back side of a hogs ass dead and rotting on the side of a Alabama highway in July, and me with my non-breathable rayon pants... Man, do I have swamp ass.

by Kid Newark July 21, 2008

Jake-Grease

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.

Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.

by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007

Chicken Grease

The juicy substance between your upper thighs (usually around the butthole). a combination of butthole sweat and leftover poop.

When you dont wipe good enough after your last shit, and then sweat from between your thighs.

Danny: Hey man whats that smell?

Phil: oh dont worry man thats just my chicken grease. i didnt wipe very well after my last shit! sorry bro.

Danny: you get that taken care of buddy

by freaknasty1 June 20, 2010

Chittling Grease

Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.

Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

Grease Monkey

A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face

Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!

by KKKillyourself December 16, 2013

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011

Money Grease

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.

Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010