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Goon Squad

The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009
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Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “
“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “
by S8BG4L April 14, 2022
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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
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goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017
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goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.
Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.
by shaddshadd May 22, 2011
mugGet the goon parademug.

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.
I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!
by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022
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