Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP

My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch

by Billiam Molnar January 22, 2005

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

by KansasSti June 28, 2011

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

by Alex Silver October 2, 2007

fa-gooch

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

by R Fabrizi January 22, 2008

Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011