Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s

I'm a G'nome, and you've been Gnomed!

by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 01, 2020

gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 06, 2022

GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet May 19, 2018

gnomed

Get gnomed

person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun

Person 1: oh I've been gnomed

by GIMME DA SUCC May 08, 2019

Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 15, 2023

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 January 29, 2016