gifter

an ironic term for someone who is not gifted

I like the way you dribble, gifter

by Mark Fresh November 7, 2003

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

by BusinessMan July 21, 2005

birthday gift

To give someone something they want for their birthday

I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday

by Gxyxxgdy July 1, 2017

gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Gift of Discernment

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011

gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

by golfpunk August 3, 2007

gift crack

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009