by Ghost Load August 25, 2014
The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
by Soul Rebel January 22, 2009
An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.
This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.
This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.
Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?
Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.
Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.
by Johnny Popular November 25, 2011
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
by TedStroke June 13, 2013
Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.
Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.
Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.
by ArJizzld July 02, 2010
/1/ To duck out of work early, or to escape from an awkward social situation in a sneaky manner.
/2/ or to sleep sitting up with a blanket covering your upper torso, legs optional.
/2/ or to sleep sitting up with a blanket covering your upper torso, legs optional.
"hey dude im gonna ghost out of here, my boss left work early"
"why is he sitting up with a blanket over his head, why doesnt he just sleep lying down? oh yeah he must be ghosting out"
"why is he sitting up with a blanket over his head, why doesnt he just sleep lying down? oh yeah he must be ghosting out"
by braklestein August 09, 2007
That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.
by SouloCutz September 04, 2010