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My future is so bleak

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
by confused cajun man February 3, 2021
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Future champions

A group of three that sweat confidence and will get past any difficulty
“Look at those guys over there I bet they suck”
“You a skanky hoe they’re future champions mayne”
by Future champ September 27, 2017
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Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price
“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”
by Llllashehw April 1, 2021
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battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"
by theryrover360 April 3, 2024
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Jack to the future

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.
by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018
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