futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt

"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Future-rest

Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.

Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.

by PrivateSnuffy April 26, 2009

future fashionista

1. the next fashion icon
2. a girl with a great sense of style
3. sometimes the popular girl who's really nice

1. Do u think that Carrie can be a future fashionista?
2. Jane is never gonna be a future fashiontsta. EVER!!!!

3. Natalie is the best future fashionista ver!

by futurefashionista December 20, 2009

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024

dystopian future

An "era" where YouTube has replaced outdoor play in children / during childhood. This "era" started in the latter half of 2010's but intensified during and after COVID-19 pandemic. This "era" is akin to what sci-fi movies from 1990's ~ early 2000's has warned us.

The rise of a dystopian future where children prefer YouTube over outdoor play reflects the concerns raised by earlier generations in sci-fi films.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019