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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).
The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.
by prik kee noo November 30, 2022
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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Future Star

Person 1: Hey Keira! What’s up?
Keira: not much, just preparing to be a future star
by WorldwideJk October 18, 2021
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Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.
Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR
by banditboi420 February 16, 2025
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Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.
"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."
by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022
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