Funny you should ask

The saying that a person is about to use before going off on a three-hour monologue about something that happened to them that you accidentally brought up.

You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now

by Trumps last name March 2, 2020

Funny Skeleton

A lazy but funny skeleton who makes puns any time any where. But is actually against Demonic Children.

I like the Funny Skeleton named Sans. His puns are PUNNY.

by TrueMudanity June 12, 2020

Funey

'funey" is a casual abbreviation in New Zealand used for the word "funeral"

Pronounced "few-nee"

"sorry mate I'm not gonna make it to the funey this saterday"

"I'm going to have this song play at my funey"

by Sweetniblit November 8, 2020

Fonty Tatt

After your kiddo has mastered writing their own name, you get their name tattooed on you in that same font.

I just got a fonty tatt of Marlee’s name and it looks so good!

by Cannabis with Cupcake October 4, 2020

Funky

Something that is a bad kind of weird

That’s a bit funky

by Fabgirl123 November 30, 2020

funnyemperor

Funnyemperor is a term used to describe someone who has a massive ego. They typically love to only enjoy one (1) show or game at a time. Once they find a new one they will hate on it and call it “mid”. A funnyemperor can be found on the app twitter, more specifically dragon ball twitter. My advice would be to stay away from this dangerous individual if you encounter them.

Friend 1: “Hey! I saw you reply to that dragon ball tweet. The one about goku beating Eren Jaeger”
Friend 2: “Oh yeah, then that **funnyemperor** replied... that mf is down bad FR”
Friend 1: “Haha! Too true!”

by GRINE February 24, 2021

Funny Wongy Tongy Time

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong

I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.

by hugetiddynormalgf May 19, 2021