fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want

-damn Ruel just give up on those shoes
-mann you fishing for dolphins

by Ruel Advincula September 16, 2007

fishing with fredo

to be dead, or as good as dead. In "The Godfather, Part II," Fredo Corleone plots to have his brother Michael killed, but the plot eventually fails. Learning of this, Michael waits for his revenge until their mother dies, at which time he arranges for Fredo to go fishing in a lake with Michael's hitman Al Neri. Needless to say, Fredo doesn't make it back to the shore.

"He's here, we're goin' fishing." - Fredo

"You’d better gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo, because you are dead to me." - Dennis Miller on France

by Roger Goodelll January 13, 2010

fishing

The act of falling asleep during class or work.

It is called fishing since when you start getting sleepy, your head slowly droops down then comes back up in an instant, repeatedly, like a bobber while fishing.

Guy 1 "Man, Mr. Samuelsons lecture today was boring. I kept fishing the whole time"
Guy 2 "I noticed. You looked retarded the whole time"

by Nokitch May 10, 2011

Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.

"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"

by Weeb678 October 5, 2018

iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.

*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*

by pandalexie December 1, 2009

Nerd fishing

The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.

Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"

Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"

Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"

Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"

by Fattyeggroll January 24, 2011

Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.

Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!

by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011