Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

Fraser

Scottish. Badass, Straight up. Will do any dare he faces, no matter how idiotic they sound. Fraser isn't afraid to experience new things. But don't invite him over, his Scottish appetite will enable him to fucking inhale your entire kitchen.

Oh crap dude. Hide your grandma's Thanksgiving leftovers, FRASER'S COMING

by Rainbow Raider May 10, 2018

foamer

A mentally challenged asshat that lives under the delusion that they’re better than everyone

Lorelius: “God I hate Roy”
Fingledigger: “He’s such a fucking foamer”

by cummer9 March 20, 2023

watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

frame

The human body esp. one of a female

"You can't blame me for staring at your frame" Trey Songz-Wonder Woman

by alicia4645 June 7, 2007

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

by buttcote July 7, 2007