fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

by wookienipples April 4, 2009

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0

The father, a goat, a legend. If you think other wise seek help bozo 😹👎

Do you guys know the legend himself fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0? Yea! 🦦

by Your retarded chicken nugget February 15, 2021

Mr. John Fetus.

A man with an odd odor. that smells like a fetus.

She thinks she so cool with her Mr. John Fetus.

by ImABanana!56 December 30, 2008

Fetusia

Fetusia is a "magik fairy", she holds the power of the moon while her sister, Fetusio holds the power of the sun.

Omg its Fetusia and her seksi sister Fetusio, omg maybe they will give us free healing pots!11

by Janyella December 21, 2003

fetusyishly

the most kickass scrabble word ever. the act of acting babyish. or being a vag. or coming out of a vag.

"your behavior is fetusyishly, due to your lack of sexual knowledge."

by SATS January 12, 2008

fetus dance

The most brutal dance ever. Should mostly be used while Dying Fetus is being played but is funny and awesome when used for any type of music. Only used by very attractive people. Not to be confused with defecated fetuses.

Brett: Did you see that hot guy doing the fetus dance?
Justin: Yea, it was the most brutal dance I've ever seen, I have a boner.
Brett: Me too, let's make out.
Justin: Only if you rub your beer gut on my knees.
Brett: Don't ever say that again, thats gross.
Justin: Sorry
Brett: I love you
Justin: I'm bleeding diarreah
Brett: You should get that checked out
Justin: NO! Never, I like it
Brett: Me too.

by Chet "Spagett" McMichaelson Jr June 26, 2010

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019