Flat Jack

A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.

Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?

Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.

Thanks brah

by Anon7301 May 7, 2011

Flat Earth

A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.

Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!

by Xosmic February 16, 2021

flat zone

A fleshy patch of skin (think ken-doll status) in place of a penis or vagina.

Man, Steve's speedo didn't bulge at all, that guy must have a flat zone.

by rhankk November 25, 2009

Flat out like a lizard drinking

To be, or have been, hard at work. Originating in Australia.

"G'day mate, how ya been?"

"Mate! I've been flat out like a lizard drinking! This is hard yakka! I've been working on it for yonks!"

by G'day and Well Hey January 21, 2009

flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

by andrea July 9, 2004

flat backing

Prostituting oneself for the sake of it being an easy way to get cash, when you sleep around for money but dont actually have to

"Why work at Taco Bell when i can make 200$ a night flat backing?"

by Oidua November 20, 2006

Flat Back Gang

A term for all girl's who have no booty... Just flat like a sheet of paper.

Boy: Omg that girl is hot!!
Boy2: Naa man, shes part of the flat back gang
Boy: Oh shit... forget i even mentioned her

by Courtz_32_ December 19, 2013