floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

flopping flounder

Where a guy sticks four fingers in girls vagina and wiggles his four fingers around like a fish gasping for air

Larry was so ready to give this thot a flopping flounder

by Lorenzo Loco March 7, 2017

flapping faith

It means to poop

i just flapping faith

by Moneybeeb November 22, 2016

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Flopping

To “flex”

To be lookin fly

Im flopping

by Auyyyy June 10, 2017

floating for hoes

Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes

by President M November 29, 2017

floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017