Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some

Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

strip the flesh, salt the wounds

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

by SlamShady February 11, 2015

Felisha

A name for an annoying, full of her self girl.

Commonly used by girls.

Girl 1: She is so annoying
Girl 2: She is just another Felisha

Did you hear? the new girls is a Felisha.

by KawaiiCassa3 January 26, 2016

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

Flesh stick

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.

When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.

"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.

by zingeraddict October 9, 2011

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010