cum flake

Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.

GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.

by UniveGreensboro May 16, 2006

flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

Flaked out

To fall asleep

He was flaked out on the couch

by Shreddo August 12, 2017

fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007

penal flakes

When ones penis flakes and leaves...Penal flakes.

Iain- Yo dawg you made a mess in the shower

Jamie- Chill YO, its just my penal flakes. you feel me?

by Jay86 July 6, 2007

flamer

A homesexual that tries to force their sexual beliefs on a straight person.

That sick man hit on me! What a flamer!

by Piranha November 9, 2004

Flanker

verb. Referring to a penis losing its erection.

Upon thinking of my ex-girlfriend's pancake nipples, my penis started to flanker.

by vmharris February 4, 2010