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Favorite Poop

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your crap comes out of your butt in 1 solid peice in just under a minute.
" I hope when I go sit on the toilet , my favorite poopwill come out of my butt." 1 minute later... " Yaaa! I feel so much better all ready, and I can resume my activity or get back to work!"
by Poop, pooping, favorite poop August 12, 2017
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The Favorite Theory

The Favorite Theory, is a phenomenon that occurs over a Twitter conversation (typically two people) when one party decides to discontinue the conversation and instead favorite any (and all) responsive tweets.

The Favorite Theory, is carried out in two major ways...

1.) Person Favorites tweet to acknowledge a person, statement or ideological perspective that they do not agree with, without starting or continuing any unnecessary conversation with said person/statement.

2.) Psychologically, people do not want to be viewed as using social media wrongly, so they favorite responsive tweets to not fill other's twitter feed and therefore use social media properly.

Either of these two situations support the Favorite Theory...
Example 1:
You: "It's been about three tweets back and forth now, should I just favorite it?"
Friend: "yeah! support the Favorite Theory dude!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Fucking text Sarah if you want to have a conversation with her, don't do it over twitter!"
You: *Favorites the next Responsive tweet of Sarah's*
You have now supported the Favorite Theory
by IllegallySexy69 February 5, 2013
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My favorite porn star

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.
(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.
by the_carrot July 20, 2008
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Favourite

The way gay people (British if you will) spell favorite because they're too busy bugging the fuck out of Ireland.
Those fags spell it 'favourite'
by Street Dentist November 29, 2006
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party favors

Condoms, so you don't actually have to say condoms, trust me, the ladies find it to be cute
I wanted to fuck, but we had to stop and go out to buy party favors.
by SexCpotatoes January 2, 2004
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favor

A form of sexual intercourse including the use of various industrial solvents. Known for dangerous and often life threatening positions and locations, including the "floppy drum" and often performed in the of circular saws
"She gave me a favor last year, I just got out of the hospital"
by bill December 15, 2002
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Por favor

Por favor is please in spanish which you can look at the definition of please yourself, you aren't too lazy. right?
American: Do you speak english?
Brazilian: Por favor *gibberish Brazilian words*
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