facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

Facetubing

Verb.

Facetubing is the act of using the internet only for Facebook and Youtube. This is recognized as a complete waste of time as no one has anything important to say on Facebook and watches clips on Youtube that have no importance or value. In some extreme cases this is an addiction where most people no longer visit any other websites besides Facebook and Youtube.

Person #1 "Where is Johnny?"

Person #2 "She's facetubing."

by JohnnyBeeGood January 1, 2012

facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.

"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)

by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012

Facetwatting

The act of posting something on Twitter and Twitter immediately posting the message on Facebook. So if you follow the person on both, you get both messages.

Man 1: Hey Charlie just posted a funny joke on Twitter.
Man 2: He just posted a really funny one on Facebook.
Man 1: Its the same joke, he's totally facetwatting.

by neuro24 March 8, 2013

facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.

Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.

by NepentheRay October 30, 2013

Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015

fact game

a game played when you first meet somebody over the Internet (internet friend), or anywhere, that involves alternating back and forth saying a random fact about yourself

"aye you wanna play the fact game"
"yea I need to get to know you better lol"

by psychedelic cats March 10, 2016