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If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."
Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."
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rubbing it in your facebook

when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook
like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves

Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"
by dmasterg February 20, 2011
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Too Deep for Facebook

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.
Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"
by Gutzsy May 12, 2011
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Facebook cock block

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008
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Facebook Marriage

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke
Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....
by Chris V2 June 25, 2009
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Facebook Jerk

The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.
Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
by MH Lazarus January 18, 2008
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facebook

A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
by Pro January 21, 2006
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