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England

As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.
I went to England for a scone.
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Eglantyne

An old term for a whore or a (lot lizard).
That girl is a Eglantyne
by Beavis Clayton December 28, 2015
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England

England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B
I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam
by MKpro May 31, 2018
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New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 18, 2008
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England Sucks

A phrase usually said by overly-patriotic American dickheads, who think their country is the greatest and superior to them all, when in actual fact America sucks as well.
"England sucks" - Dickhead American
"So does America" -Japanese guy
by powertothepotatoes June 13, 2018
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard November 4, 2008
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England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.
Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!
by The jolly brit June 10, 2019
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