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Call of Duty: Black Ops 

The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Example:

Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-

Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
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Call Of Duty 

A game made by Activison thats a first shooter. The game sucks if you suck at it, This game is fun when you get good at it. The IW Engine was used for the graphics. its developers is Infinity Ward. The weapons are beast and so are the Atachments. The game is extremly addicting like cocaine when it comes to online. The bad thing is that this game can REALLY get to your nerves. In my opinion this game is the BEST shooter game out there! Its worth its price! Go get it and let it Consume your soul.
Call of duty is so addicting that your Daddy is gonna want to start playing..
Call Of Duty by DaddyMonSTAR January 6, 2010

Noodle Duty 

v. To watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. Primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over.
Hey Ben, I'm going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you're on noodle duty until I get back.
Noodle Duty by mrgnfnx February 16, 2009

Scab duty 

A punishment usually consisting of picking up litter
He never did his maths homework now he has been sent on 'scab duty'
Scab duty by Little Miss Granger February 2, 2010

heavy duty booty 

A large heavy-set person who is big and thick all over or a fat person who has a big butt.
You better put away those folding chairs and bring in the sofa. Why? Stan is coming over to have dinner and you know how gigantic he is, he's got a heavy duty booty and those folding chairs won't survive. big butt, big booty, heavy-set, fat, overweight, badonkadonk, twerking, big ass

Call of Duty Gun Rack 

an abnormally large arsenal of weaponry complete with firearms not typically viewed as use for self defense conveniently displayed in one's house for all to see from outside the house. Thereby stating the fact that you are not to be fucked with.
Bro, have you seen your neighbor's Call of Duty Gun Rack? I would just love to see someone try an fuck with him.

Call of Duty 

This is a famous game series launched by the publishing group Activision and the three subsidiaries called Infinity Ward, Treyarch, and Sledgehammer Studios. Every year, there is a new game that holds new adventures. For example, Advanced Warfare launched a few months ago and there is now futuristic events going on in the storyline AND multiplayer. You receive exo suits and you can double tap A or X (or Space, for you Steam Users) and you will jump higher than any other Call of Duty. This brings a new horizon towards the battlefield. The anticipation towards the next Treyarch game is starting to grow. People are speculating between a Black Ops 3 or a World at War 2. There is also little breaching of gameplay within the community. (Or as you might call it, hacking)
Player 1: I like playing Call of Duty!
Gamer 1: Want to make a party to play against other users and have fun?
Call of Duty by RaGE Tricksy March 4, 2015