Drunk

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

by Johny Rebel May 17, 2003

Drunk Radar

The often useful ability to find your way home, or to where you want to go, whilst incapacitated by alcohol.

I was supposed to be staying at Steve's but we got seperated in the club. My drunk radar got me home even though I didn't know I knew the way.

by EdRush July 13, 2006

Soda drunk

1. A phrase coined by 10-year-olds at a sleepover. meaning intoxication caused by the consumption of carbonated beverages. often used as an excuse for doing stupid things after drinking soda.

2. One who is soda drunk

Alex: Remember when we got soda drunk and we ran around with underwear on our heads?

Chris: Yeah. You know that wasn't really because of the soda, right?

Alex: um... no.

Chris: good times, good times.

by cagace July 11, 2010

my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015

philosophical drunk

AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.

Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.

by Trasaris May 24, 2006

Drunk talk

What happens when you get together with friends, drink and come up with "fabulous" ideas that the next day are totally ridiculous and end up never happening.

My cronies and me decided to skydive naked. Thank God that was just drunk talk.

by Tracey Hartung August 21, 2007

drunk love

An emotion only felt after copious amounts of alcohol, which causes you to suddenly blurt out "Oh God I really love you, so much, I mean it!" to people you only met a few days ago. Includes people you've known for years and always hated, as well as exes of course, which is possibly the most lethal.
Can also come in the form of voice-mail messages, posts on Facebook, and texts.

You're my best friend in the world! There's nobody else like us, it's you and me, I love you!

I don't know why - y'know, I don't know why we broke up. We were so good together sometimes, I want you so bad, and also, y'know, cos I really love you. I do. I love you more than I ever thought I could, I'm yours.

ii love u i mean it. I love them too but i love you more and ur so hott lets hook upp come to thhe party xxx

The next morning:

"God, I'm so sorry I texted you, it was just drunk love, seriously. We're okay, right?"

by That girl you met who grabbed your crotch April 2, 2008