Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Sammy Desmoni

Sammy is a girl everyone love so nicce and sweet but sometimes a little frail

Wow what Sammy Desmoni

by Bungocon January 23, 2022

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

demien desmond

likes anya forger.

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

g domo

a stupid little far eyed whore who manipulated and breaks people heart. if you mess with a g domo LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. he’s retarded and doesn’t know how to do math and his cheekbones are so strong you can see him smiling through a mask.

1-omg here comes g domo

2-AHHH WHERE RUNNN

1-ouu girl g domo kinda cute im finna make him my man
2-omg girl no he gon manipulate and hurt youuu, go talk to troy instead

by ananouserr November 19, 2023