donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

Air donut

They are synonyms for beignets

Wow those Air donuts were great.

by Air Donut June 1, 2018

slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.

Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.

by Ty bitch May 15, 2018

Donut Karen's

Likes jam donuts

Nice people

Are very kind

Quiet

john is such a 'donut karen's.'

by John likes jam donuts November 19, 2020

arm donut

when you go to sleep with your arm in a circular shape, similar to a donut. Manys' preferred sleep position, although some deem it unhealthy.

Bro, I couldn't sleep at all last night. It's like there's no position that's comfortable.
Have you tried the arm donut? It gives a pretty good sleep.

by fellownapper July 1, 2020

dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water

His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.

by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016