Dolphin

Dolphins are gay sharks.

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

by ItsMoniHo. April 4, 2011

the awkward dolphin

A derivative of the "awkward turtle". It is when one assumes a squatting position and then proceeds to make sounds familiar to that of a pregnant walrus (sounds something like this: "urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!"), whilst waving their arms by their wast. Unlike the turtle however, it is used to create socially awkward situations, rather than emphasize them.

When a person enters the room, everyone does the awkward dolphin to make the newcomer feel awkward for a few seconds. Then act like nothing had happened.

by I AM THE WALRUS October 27, 2012

pink dolphin

when a man engages in doggy style sex with a female and unexpectadly begins to insert his penis into her rectum. she then turns around and makes a sound similar to that witch playful dolphins make at sea world. In other words its seems as if she is desperatly trying to tell you no.

I was banging this hooker last night and when I tried to stick it in her ass she gave me the pink dolphin. I guess she was trying to tell me no, but it was so damn funny.

by Mr.Pookies April 24, 2007

dirty dolphin with extra water

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and u qickly ejaculate in her face and she comes to a sticky surprise and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."

"yo, i dirty dolphin with extra watered chloe so hard last night, she could'nt let go of me"

by fruuuuz January 28, 2007

Dolphin Shot/Dive

While sprinting in Black Ops, you go prone, but fly through the air, landing on the ground, and killing whoever is in your way. You also look awesome in the KillCam.

Max: James just did a Dolphin Shot/Dive on me.

Eric: That's gay.

by ThroughThWall November 15, 2010

Dolphin

A person who prefers to physically engage and/or sleep exclusively with C-level executives. Derived from the phrase "C (sea)-level jumper."

Man, did you see John all over the CFO from Schwartz last night? He's such a dolphin.

by else_vanderbild February 5, 2014

Doliphant

A cross between a dolphin and an elephant. Has severe autism.

I saw a Doliphant in the park yesterday that escaped from the concentration camps.

by Phucking May 19, 2016