Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

Derek rigging

To rig something or some place out of nothing for a party

Somewhat like nigger rigging, except it actually works and is only for a party

Man, that party tent was awsome, it was only bungee straps and rain tarps, someone must of been derek rigging it.

by The DTMs January 28, 2008

derek dancing

A dance, usually performed by young men, of which they sway their pointing index fingers from side to side whilst looking up to their top right.

Girl: "John said he was only skipping the gym tonight because he would make up for it on the dance floor... but he is just derek dancing!!!"

or

Emma: "The guy by the bar is good looking, I'm going to ask him out."
Alice: "Hold that thought. He just started derek dancing."

by naughtysugar April 10, 2013

Derek

Always crashes his car.

Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?

by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016

Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 22, 2017

Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.

"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."

by Cellularwhore January 8, 2010

Derek Jeter

a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky

"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"

"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"

by overrated 2 May 2, 2006