docker's omelette 

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

docker's omelette by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docking ships 

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.

Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!

docking ships by Ephesius Balthazar February 6, 2008

Docking 

1.Docking occurs when two men (usually homosexual), with erect penises (both uncircumcised), put one penis head in the foreskin of the other man. The term docking is based on the "docking" that occurs during the space shuttle/space station "docking". Sometimes known as "dry docking". Usually this process occurs until one man "splooges". If both men "Splooge" at the same time this is referred to as "wet docking".

Donna walked in as John and Daniel were docking. Daniel and John became so excited, upon Donna entering, that wet docking soon followed.

Docking by Rancho Cucamonga May 29, 2010

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

docker's tea break by C February 24, 2004

Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.

Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.

Dry Docking by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009

Alabama hot docking 

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

Alabama hot docking by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

Dockboy 

The ability to break any metal object.
Dockboy is to iron what Kryptonite is to Superman

be careful with that NOS or you'll Dockboy your engine.

Dockboy by David J Lott October 15, 2008