lynn disease

Lynn Disease (n): a state of being where you are prone to making typos.

"hqnbdhek" "What does that mean?" "I don't know, I must have Lynn Disease"

by Unfortbunaltly diesaesd July 9, 2017

Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.

Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.

by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019

Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"

by Becbec January 10, 2017

Kenny Disease

The Kenny disease also known as “ah I forgot” is a Motor neurone disease, that affects the memory of a person first contracted by Soham. They can forget simple things like dates or current events. But this can lead to them forgetting major things like people and even themselves

Sorry I forgot I have the Kenny disease

by Shubhum Shah October 5, 2021

Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018

chrome's disease

when the rims on your ride are lacking in sufficient 'chromeness'

Nadine's old car suffers from chrome's disease

by JVD the III January 5, 2009

ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom

im sorry but you have ligmaballs disease

by memes May 6, 2022