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wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.
I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.
by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018
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Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024
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Dink

Someone who has a very intelligent pea brain, but wanders often.
"That dink over there just seen a squirrel pass by behind him!"
by JustonTheContractor June 12, 2018
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Dink

when someone got a small dick he just call it a dink .
i got a really sexy Dink
by Jake Rocky November 20, 2017
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sneaky link dink

the sneaky link of your dreams and someone you want to start a family with
by Sneaky link dink January 22, 2022
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Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..
Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.
by johnlee^ December 9, 2023
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Dink

A delicious BBQ pulled pork sandwich sold by Buck and Dink's BBQ only sold in metro Detroit.
Since we are going to be in Detroit I can get a brisket dink while there. SWEET!
by GeekTard June 3, 2018
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