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Doddle

When you appear to be doing something, but aren't accomplishing anything at all. (Doing something without doing anything, you just look like your busy)
I'm just going to doddle around for the rest of this shift.
by 0utdoorzyguy2.50 November 6, 2018
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sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop

bill cosby's way of saying "i hate life and wish that a group of angry retarded fat midgets would come and kill me with jew feces and rusty spoons"
(on bill cosby's "kids say the darnest things" "sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop"
by we spank at dawn September 7, 2012
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goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.
One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.
by MrMacFister March 1, 2011
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cum-diddly-umptious

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious
Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"
by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009
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diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.
Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!
by jammer2500 October 29, 2008
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Diddly

Hunter: You dun diddly?
Austin: I dun Diddly ;)
by Silly steve January 12, 2011
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Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.
Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"
by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011
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