Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.
by rhpsmann July 19, 2009
Get the deceptadong mug.when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts
(cris) you got that joint?
(bob) yeah i do..
(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to
get munchies for the desert trip
(bob) im down..
(bob) yeah i do..
(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to
get munchies for the desert trip
(bob) im down..
by NASTYBASH January 2, 2011
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an exotic looking woman. people usually mispronounce her name, but when they get it right, the sound of it matches her sexiness. decorte is a loyal friend and takes pride in what she does- but only if she cares about doing it. she is strong, confident, sophisticated and fun. she is also resourceful and well adjusted to adversity. all the harsher elements of her life, however, are hidden behind a sultry stare and a slight grin. ;)
"Damn, Decorte is so hot." -guy one.
"Yea, her eyes are bangin." -guy two.
"Who is that girl? Never seen her before." -girl one.
"Oh that's Decorte. Can't stop staring, huh?" -girl two.
"No, she's just so beautiful." -girl one.
"Yea, her eyes are bangin." -guy two.
"Who is that girl? Never seen her before." -girl one.
"Oh that's Decorte. Can't stop staring, huh?" -girl two.
"No, she's just so beautiful." -girl one.
by prettylittledevil September 28, 2011
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My wife was deceitious when she told me I could have sexy time with her if I cleaned the gutters.. then I found out she lied.
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