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by Hiimdaltontheboy April 16, 2019
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“Isn’t Denton like Austin?”
Anyone who’s actually been to Denton and knows the truth:
“Yeah if Austin was a literal dump with shitty roads, terrible food, outdated people all inside a literal dump filled with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say that Denton was “like Austin.” The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third generation central Austinite (meaning born and raised in downtown Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton was the 1980 shitty version of south Austin and if you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that’s a major insult.”
“Isn’t Denton like Austin?”
Anyone who’s actually been to Denton and knows the truth:
“Yeah if Austin was a literal dump with shitty roads, terrible food, outdated people all inside a literal dump filled with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say that Denton was “like Austin.” The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third generation central Austinite (meaning born and raised in downtown Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton was the 1980 shitty version of south Austin and if you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that’s a major insult.”
“Denton...isn’t that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?”
Person that’s been to Denton and possibly a UNT alumni:
“Yeah, that’s the one. The “city” more like a neighborhood with zero traffic total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Louisiana swamp and struggle from depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor.”
Person that’s been to Denton and possibly a UNT alumni:
“Yeah, that’s the one. The “city” more like a neighborhood with zero traffic total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Louisiana swamp and struggle from depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor.”
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020
Get the Denton mug.A medium-sized, private Catholic university located in Dayton, Ohio. The school proudly boosts loud, drunk alumni that love to root for the University of Dayton's Division I basketball team. These loud, old alumni like to remember back when their basketball team won the NIT in the 1960's and pretend like that means something. They also enjoy complaining about and firing their head coach.
Xavier University's basketball team frequently uses Dayton as its whipping boy in basketball, as Dayton's basketball team has not beat Xavier's basketball team in Cincinnati since 1981.
Xavier University's basketball team frequently uses Dayton as its whipping boy in basketball, as Dayton's basketball team has not beat Xavier's basketball team in Cincinnati since 1981.
"The University of Dayton actually has a campus? I just thought it was a semi-pro basketball team." - Casual Dayton resident
"That f***ing coach Archie Miller sucks! We should fire that pissant just like we fired Gregory, Donoher, and all the rest of those bastards!" - UD Alumni upon hearing Dayton has made the NIT -- again!
"So, Dayton lost to Xavier in Cincinnati again? I thought the term rivalry implied that one team can beat the other team once every five presidents or so." -- Average Xavier fan
"Where the f*** is the University of Dayton?" - Average college basketball fan in the United States
"That f***ing coach Archie Miller sucks! We should fire that pissant just like we fired Gregory, Donoher, and all the rest of those bastards!" - UD Alumni upon hearing Dayton has made the NIT -- again!
"So, Dayton lost to Xavier in Cincinnati again? I thought the term rivalry implied that one team can beat the other team once every five presidents or so." -- Average Xavier fan
"Where the f*** is the University of Dayton?" - Average college basketball fan in the United States
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