by janijaye February 8, 2022
Get the crunched mug.An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunch mug.crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
Get the crunch mug.A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
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Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023
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Get the Commander Crunch mug.Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
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