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Crumb

A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.
Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.
by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024
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Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure
That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.
by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021
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Crumbs

What I call AVB or that brown stuff in your herbal vape after you use it, because AVB is a dumb name.

Also because it looks like toast crumbs
Oh man I dropped my vape and got crumbs all over the couch.
by HerbNerd420BlazeIt September 19, 2017
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get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
by acrestare July 3, 2011
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Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!
Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.
by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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