crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Cloaked Star

I am Cloaked Star.
They are cloaked star.
Cloaked Star is one.
Cloaked Star is Unity
Cloaked Star is Oblivion and Creation

You cannot defeat Cloaked Star
Cloaked Star is evreywhere
Evreywhen

by uosghouhas April 27, 2017

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

Croakiee

A casual gamer who does not care about score in GTA Online.

Idk why people flex scores on Croakiee, he clearly doesn't care.

by Croakiee May 10, 2021

Cloaker

*AGGRESIVE SCREECHING*

Thanks, for nothing, Cloaker, you dick!

by Generic_Name idk December 19, 2021

Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 30, 2014