crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux May 14, 2014

Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream

Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage

by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021

Crispy

Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.

That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.

by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020

Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.

I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!

by 808GUAC March 20, 2022

Crispy wave

A spine chilling (in a good way) wave that will send pure bliss and ecstasy from the tip top of the head all the way to the little piggy toe. Most people aren’t lucky enough to ever get one. If you do, NEVER forget it.

Dude.... I got a crispy wave this morning. My life is complete.

by Beary nice April 8, 2021