cringe machine

Any person who does/says things that a very cringe, ALL THE TIME

"Ugh Neena keeps trying to flirt with me, I would smash, but she's just too cringe"
"Ya I know man she's a fucking cringe machine"

by Thesunnyhippie June 21, 2016

cringey 9 year old

(n.)
1. An child (possibly 9 years old) that screams into his mic and calls the person who killed him a "hacker" when playing a online multiplayer game (i.e. Fortnite)
2. A child (possibly 9 years old) that plays a online mulitplayer game (i.e. Fortnite) and is salty the whole time.
3. A child (possibly 9 years old) that is a brat on the internet/social media.

Kid: You are a hacker! Imma ban you for hacking! My dad owns (insert developer/company of game) and he can ban you!
More mature person: Aw man, I am playing with a cringey 9 year old.

by Other_Person February 8, 2020

cringetopia

A sub reddit when you post cringy tik toks

Person 1: "Hey wanna help me do a tik tok where I do fortnite dances?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person1: Thanks
Person2: "Ill post this on r/cringetopia for 3 karma"

by ShutUpCringe November 2, 2020

A ching chong ling ping pong

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend

“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong”
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

by Kyle from that random video May 10, 2022

ching

Cocaine. ( Scotland)

Wheys ma fucking ching, cunty?

by J.L August 30, 2003

Chingala

to be screwed, it is common place to use chingala in place of fuck

I got chingala'd on this deal.

by garrett e January 13, 2009

ching ching

Money. Comes from the sound of a cash register, especially when full of coins, when it opens. Often used at the end of a sentence with an exclamation mark.

Gotta find a new job that pays more ching ching!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005