Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

by NiggaLars January 3, 2009

alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.

I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.

by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011

dirty cracker

A term used by southern blacks to describe a low down, sorry white person, esp. one engaged in corrupt behavior. It is lower and more despicable than just saying "cracker".

"George Bush doesn't care about blacks! He's a dirty cracker".

"Can you believe that dirty cracker? He wouldn't hire me because I'm black!"

by byrdisaword June 6, 2014

Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj September 6, 2015

Tijuana toilet cracker

When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet

I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker

by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017

cracker lover

Mary Elizabeth Collins.

hata': damn, yo, dat mary iz a such a crackalova
me: true dat, but she ma numba wun ho

by Doctah Drey April 6, 2005

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008