Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

skill crane

One of those cheap-ass coin-op crane/claw machines where one deposits endless quarters in hopes of attaining those hot, plush toys, but only receives no shortage of frustration.

Damn, I just put like $5 into that skill crane and the claw didn't grab a thing!

by Xuli April 28, 2005

camping cranny

A location feature in first-person shooters that is ideal for camping. It is great for campers and annoying for everyone who wants to have a good time. Examples: A space between two buildings, or right behind a door where the camper can see other players as they enter.

Person 1: "want to play Star Fox?"
Person 2: "hell no, that thing has more instances of a camping cranny than a goddamn actual campsite"

by Tez, a man March 24, 2010

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

Cranberry township

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.

I work in Cranberry township.

by suburbanite March 25, 2005

crank

n. a crazy person, especially someone who purports to be a scientist or inventor who has discovered the answer to some important problem facing mankind, like curing all diseases, unlimited energy, levitation, aliens, etc.

He defends his claims with the most ridiculous pseudoscientific crankisms, and claims that the government/mainstream science/experts are suppressing the truth.

Sometimes cranks are businesspeople, selling such wares as Q-ray bracelets that align your chi using q ions to give you enhanced energy.

Probably the best known internet crank is Gene Ray, for his Time Cube site.

by Khashishi May 29, 2010

crank that flight 2074

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

by austingale March 16, 2008