Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

crab lilly

someone who is doesn't get a joke and is a complete ass about it.

fiftycentisthebest is a fucking crab lilly with dreads!

by thwak March 14, 2005

mr. crabs

mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.

mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.

by [e-mail] July 31, 2018

Crab Talker

Someone annoying who is always running their mouth and has something to say. Basically a person who talks crap.

Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.

Dude 1:"Dude your such a fing scrub and your stupid!!"

Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."

by xiDomo January 27, 2011

crab hold

The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.

"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"

by Ariel Bender March 26, 2004

crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006

Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.

Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin

by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010