Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023

acid coach

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.

Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!

by firecarp September 5, 2011

fair catch

1) A conversational term used when everyone in a convo knows what you're getting at, but you're starting to come off the tracks.

2) A term used as a placeholder, like a variable in mathematics. Best used when rhythm is more important to a sentence than details.

1)
"So, when she and I started getting hot and heavy, she reached down and uh, she. Sigh. Fair catch"

2)

"I stapled the fair catches to the wall so that you can't miss them when you sober up."

"Move the green fair catches across the map so you don't have to worry about getting flanked"

by Moneyhaus October 27, 2011

Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

Clout catcher

A person who sucks up every bit of clout that they can get their hands on.

Bryce: Dude Joe is such a clout catcher...
Marco: Yeah I already knew that.

by cloutallicious February 18, 2018

flip n' catch

the act of thrusting your hips in a forward motion and flipping your dong up and catching it between your legs. Usually done in a hockey or football locker room to show how cool you are, I mean come on, you can catch your shwang between your legs. Your awesome.

I learned a new trick where I catch my dick between my legs. Its called the flip n' catch!

by Juarno May 6, 2011

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016