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Condoleezza Rice

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 27, 2010
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Condom Magic Trick

When Your Banging A Girl While Wearing A Condom And When You Pull It Out The Condom's Gone!
Jeff:Yo! I Pulled A Condom Magic Trick on Alice Last Night!
George:Awesome!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008
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congoid

Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?
by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003
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concord

The location of the beginning of the American Revolutionary war. Where one of the lantern's ("One if by land, Two if by sea") that signaled Paul Revere's famed ride can be seen. Where American authors Louisa May Alcott, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote their masterpieces. Speechwriter Doris Kerns-Goodwin lives there, famed marathoner Uta Pippig and gold-medal winner in women's hockey Lori Baker reside. As well as one-time world record holder in the one mile Noureddine Morceli.

Movies filmed there: "What's the worst that could happen?," "House Sitter," "Little Women," "School Ties."

A lovely gated community with only 16 reported crimes in 2003.
1. "I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only." -- Walden; Henry David Thoreau

2. "Tonight, what began on the commons in Concord, Massachusetts, as an alliance of farmers and workers, of cobblesmen and tinsmiths, of statesmen and students, of mothers and wives, of men and boys, lives two centuries later as America! My name is Josiah Bartlet, and I accept your nomination for the Presidency of the United States!" -- The West Wing
by kayano July 11, 2005
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congoid

someone who is of maxxxed out west/central african ancestry. the female form is congess . east africans, such as somalis and some ethiopians are generally not considered congoids, as they're of a genetically seperate branch of africans, and their features are different, not maxxxed.
1. Damn that congoid with the maxxxed out nasal structure and hyper melanation sure is scary.

2. That congess sure has a big booty. Methinks She'd be mighty fine for breeding.
by Farax October 30, 2006
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condom roulette

A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!
The Officers played Condom Roulette after their meal
by Boltaction November 16, 2007
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Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006
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